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Here's where you get the answers to your most pressing questions...with a humorous twist. And you write the answers!
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"Top 10 worthless New Year's resolutions I made,
rather than resolving to quit smoking"
10. I resolve to scrape enough of the sticky stuff off Post-It Notes so I
can stick myself to the front of my house, and scare kids on Halloween.
9. For New Year's, I resolve to collect dryer lint.
8. I resolve to save electricity by popping my toast before it is done.
7. I resolve to be nicer to my pet rock.
6. I resolve to coast more while driving, to save gas.
5. I'll give up drinking rather than smoking, since I never drank anyway.
4. I resolve not to get my haircut. I get one fee when my hair goes up in
flames, when it's in the way of my lighter.
3. I resolve to clean my knuckles daily.
2. I resolve to quit making my life complicated. Please hand me a smoke!
And the top worthless New Year's resolutions I made, rather than resolving
to quit smoking...
1. I resolve to be nice! I can't without a smoke!
The Top 10 Authors:
Donna Mlady - 1, 2, 4, 5
Sherri Simon - 3
Anonymous - 6
Diane Harris - 7
Dave Kale - 8
Susan Hoffman - 9
Henry F. - 10
Congratulations to the winners!
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